Why Canada Sucks, Marc Lepine Memorial Day Edition

How on earth did I miss it. I posted a bunch of the usual random nonsense yesterday, and yet managed to miss Gamil Garbi Memorial Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not what the hed says, it says "Marc Lepine" Memorial Day. That's only because the M(uslim) S(ucking) M(edia) has been whitewashing mooselimb violence a lot longer than since 9-11. He was born Gamil Garbi and self identified as a Muslim, and I'm damned if I'm going to fall into the femifister narrative and call him Lepine.

Reading Cathy Schaidle I found out that, a mere 20 years later, 7 years after Mark Steyn first noted it, the M(oronically) S(tupid) M(edia) has dipped its big toe in the pool, noting that Garbi was raised by a Muslim. Not, mind you, as Steyn puts it a bit more accurately:

M. Lepine was born Gamil Gharbi, the son of an Algerian Muslim wife-beater, whose brutalized spouse told the court at their divorce hearing that her husband "had a total disdain for women and believed they were intended only to serve men."

Wow, welcome to the party, geniuses. And, of course, you must stop there. Don't note that bit about taking the French name as an adult. Noooo, that would really fuck up the standard "all men are rapists in waiting" narrative. If that narrative crashes down then you're going to have to look at the implications.

What are they? Let's hearken back to here, and start with, we're a nation of pussies. Garbi walked in the door and ordered the men out. Out they went, and the shooting began. Anyone go back? Come on, you all know the story, it's told about 68 billion times every "never hear the end of it month" (thank you for that one Cathy Schaidle, I bloody love it); no one went back, the "rampage" ended when Garbi killed himself.

So, we're a nation of pussies. A fundamental precept of our society used to be "women and children first." Thanks to the late, unlamented and never to be sufficiently cursed Pierre Fucking Eliot Fucking Trudeau (I don't really know how much can truly be laid at his feet, I just like typing the phrase, and what the hell, the arrogant prick was responsible for so much of the ruination of this country that it just seems appropriate), and 40 years of total state mandated pussification, the women got thrown under the bus. Any society which does not seek to protect the women and children at the expense of the men is doomed. So, how's that for an implication of Gamil Garbi Memorial Day? It exposes a major fault which dooms us.

What else? Who got killed? The women. Why? Because the men were pussies. Why? Because we've pussified our society. At whose behest? The women. Holy "be careful what you wish for, Feminazis, you might just get it." The annoying "all men are rapists" crowd has pushed for the castration of the western male for my entire lifetime. Well, bitches, you got it. How do you like the taste? Ooooh, if I actually had readers, I'd probably catch me some shit for that one.

Let's look at that some more. Garbi's complaint was that the feminists were keeping him down.
Used to was that engineering was a man's profession. Used to was that nursing was a woman's profession. The "sex barrier" in one of these has suffered a full frontal assault from the forces of stupidity, going back to before I went to university. Hmmm, I wonder if there was actual merit in his claim that the feminists were keeping him down. Nah, the fact that he was dumber than Obama was what was keeping him down, but having been raised as he was, and seeing that women get preferential admissions to university, and especially engineering (which he wanted to attend) gave him his battle cry.

Lesson to be learned? None. Sexist admissions policies are unfair, unjust and an abrogation of the natural rights of man, but they don't justify mass murder, and we shouldn't be taking Garbi's excuse at face value anyway. The man was a fucking psycho, raised to hate women, and a fucking 'tard to boot. There's your lesson, psychos are psychos.

And that means you, too, fisters. His "the feminists are keeping me down" rhetoric is not a club you can use to beat all men. Which is actually a good lesson to take from this, to wit, don't blame classes of people for the acts of individuals. Of course, the fister 'tards aren't going to learn that particular lesson. They'd have to have actual brain cells for that.

So, why use this for a "Why Canada Sucks" post? What was the response to Garbi's rampage? Well, we lower the flags to half mast in his honour. We've implemented more male pussification and done so more aggressively. We've got more gun control (and every day I seem to read about another shooting in Toronto. How's that 2 billion dollar gun registry working out for ya?). And we've got ever more endless rhetoric about how awful men are.

Yes, because the son of a woman hatin' wife beater turned out to be a woman hater, I must self-flaggelate every Dec. 6 to purge the original sin of having a penis. Guess what, I ain't gonna. Real men don't beat women, and I'm not going to apologize for having testicles just because someone with testicles did something bad. Instead, I'm going to insist, starting on this 20th anniversary, that the Feminazi fister retards start apologizing for the castration of the Canadian male, and begging forgiveness for being the root cause of the Ecole Polytechnique massacre.

Oh, and if you're still with me to this point, why do I call it Marc Lepine Memorial Day? Name one of his victims. They've disappeared from the narrative, and all that's left is Garbi (in his French Canadian form). And the Feminazi fister retards can also start apologizing for that.

Why Canada Sucks, Part VI, We're All Fascists Now

God DAMN I hate this fucking country. This is going to be a hard post to write, because there is just too much fucking material to sort through. I'll try not to get too excessive with it, though.

First, a matter of definitions. Fascism is a slippery word, so much so that, in the introduction to his book Liberal Fascism, Jonah Goldberg spills a fair bit of ink in attempting to pin down a definition of fascism, because the main problem is that there really isn't one. He eventually comes to a broad definition, which I can't reproduce, as I borrowed it from the library when I was unemployed and broke. A good working definition would be "Whatever Liberals hate," but that's of little use.

Instead let us turn to dictionary.reference.com, which gives the following:

a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism

Aha, that's how we define those evil, right wing, fascist bastards. Nazzo fast, Guido, let's parse this. Leave aside the absolute dictator, and see if there's anything in there that might seem a bit, I don't know, left wing. You know, like regimenting (i.e. regulating) all industry, commerce, etc., suppressing opposition criticism ("Human Rights" Commissions), aggressive nationalism (Liberal MP Carolyn "Americans, I hate those bastards" Parrish) and racism (Bobo the Clown, Bob "White men need not apply" Rae).

Hmm, fits the Liberal and NDP to a fucking "T," doesn't it? Especially when you consider that the closest thing to an absolute dictator, outside of actual dictatorships, is a Canadian 1st Minister with a majority government. Don't believe me? Did Johnny Cretin change his mind for anyone when he was corrupting up 24 Sussex Dr. Did Brian Baloney before him, or the late, unlamented and never to be sufficiently cursed Pierre Elliot fucking Trudeau? No? Didn't think so.

So, if we dispense with the nonsense that Fascism is a conservative ideology, we come to the conlcusion it is a Liberal ideology. Which brings us to a few events of late.

Dalton fucking McGuinty. Untendered contracts resulting in the pissing away of a billion dollars to Liberal friendly firms. Who the fuck does he think he is, giving my money away to his friends like that, Chretien? Oh, and if you think he's not a fascist fucker, is anyone getting fired for this? Or is he stonewalling, since he has a majority and can do whatever he wants.

Speaking of whatever he wants, how many of you want the tax hike represented by the HST? Anyone? Really. Hmm, think that 70% in opposition is going to stop it? Absolute dictator anyone?

Lest you think I'm picking solely on our main source of fascists, the Liberals, how about Prime Minister Ringo Starr and the proposed changes to RIDE programs. At least right now they have to have an officer sniff your breath before they violate your rights. The new proposal is just to randomly pull people over to butt rape their rights. Think that's not fascist?

And why do I entitle this post "We're All Fascists Now?" Well, remember when the province tried to make bike helmets mandatory for everyone? It was probably Bobo the Clown, but I don't really remember, and whoever it was, isn't the point. Now McShithead wants to make ski helments mandatory. Hey, Dalton, fuck off. It's my fucking head, and I'll do with it as I please, you fascist fuck. But I digress.

When I first heard the story, it was one of the local talkers, who asked his listeners to call or write in with their opinions. Not one, NOT A FUCKING ONE, opined that it's none of the provinces fucking business to regulate ski helmet use. "...regimenting all business, commerce, etc..."

Hey, Ontario, if you want to wear a ski helmet, WEAR A FUCKING SKI HELMET. You can do this without there being a law to make you, you know. You stupid fascist fuckers.

Smoking laws. Seatbelt laws. Business regulations. Banking regulations. Your fireplace. Your toilet. There is nothing, NOTHING in your life that these pricks don't want control over. And they'll get it. Do you know why they'll get it? First, because a Canadian first minister with a majority government is the closest thing to an absolute dictator in the developed world, second, they frame as much as possible as a health care issure and third, we're a nation of pussies, too afraid to stand up for our rights.

Smoking regulations? Health care. Cook up some bullshit study about second hand smoke and you can regulate it to death.

Seatbelts? Helmets? Health care. If you get hurt, it's on the public dime, so the govt has a financial responsibility to fuck your rights.

Salt, fat, meat, and anything else that tastes good? Heart disease, diabetes and colon cancer.

Explain this to the average Canadian (and use small words so there's a chance the moron will get it), and see if he manages to draw the obvious conclusion. If you want to live free. Either leave Canada, or end the health care monopoly. That won't deal with the busy body assholes who just can't stand to see someone having fun, but it will yank the pins out from under the "Well, the govt is paying for your health care, so they have the right to tell you how to live" argument.

Of course, even if you convince the average Canadian pussy that freedom from govt health care is a good thing, he'll never actually voice the thought out loud, for fear of sounding unCanadian. There's nothing worse than be outed as being in favour of "Two Tier, American Style Health Care." Hell, I think the gutless wimps in this country think that if you express that opinion, they'll strip you of your citizenship or, worse yet, ban you from Tim Horton's for life.

Have I mentioned lately that I hate this fucking country?

Asshole Gets Another Classic Novel Removed from Curriculum

I've been lacking inspiration lately, and posting has reflected it. Fortunately, even in the dog days of summer, eventually some stupid shit is bound to come along and kick me loose from my torpor. This is in honour of said stupid shit.

Said shit for brains hails from Brampton and, concerned about language in Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird, complained to the school board and had the book removed from the grade 10 curriculum.

When I started this blog, I seemed to be focusing on the "Human Rights" kangaroo kourts, and their efforts to ban speech that people might find offensive. Six months later, here we are again, and I shall proceed with my usual delicate touch.

Yo, fucknuts, what the hell do you think you're doing, banning TKaM? Judas Priest on a pogostick, what are you using for brains, three day old maggot shit? I'm going to try to let you in on a couple of secrets here.

First, the era and area about which Lee was writing were racist, so to capture the flavour of the times, racist language and characters need must be used. Are you so fucking stupid you don't get that?

Second, have you even read the goddamned book? The book itself is a lesson on racism, and the evils inherent therein. Do you not get that, moron? Are you so lost to reason and sanity that, in your world, the use of the word "nigger" in a book automatically puts it beyond the pale?

Guess what, asshole, you haven't done a good thing here. The book is a pulitzer prize winning classic, and all you've done is proven that I've got house plants with better reasoning faculties than you have.

Let me sum up, TKaM is a lesson in the evils of racism. In order to accurately give that lesson, racist language was required. You got that book pulled from the curriculum, preventing your child from (1) reading a great work of art and (2) discussing the lessons therein. You also have taught your child that puling, whinging titty babies can get what they want, if they prey on white guilt, and that wimps and pussies give in.

Nice work, you fascist dickhead.

Why Canada Sucks, Part V, The Wimp Factor

I was going to subtitle part five, The Pussy Factor, but this is the intertubes, and putting "Pussy" in a blog post title is likely to bring in a surfing demographic which is slightly different from the one I'm aiming at here.

I got to thinking about what utter wimps Canadians are this weekend with the story of Kenneth Gladney, who received a beat down from a group of peace loving supporters of St. Hussein of the Holy Hopenchange. Seems that Mr. Gladney had the temerity to hand out "Don't Tread on Me" flags, to those who wanted one, in protest of President Obonehead's plan to destroy the best health care system in the world.

How did this get me to thinking about what a nation of pussies we are? President 0bama told his supporter to "get in their faces," redefined conservatism as terrorism, cozied up to thugs and dictators and set about destroying the America that was. On election night, his "community organizers" patrolled the city precincts to make sure none voted against him. He nationalized the banking industry with a casual "nice bank you have there, shame if something happened to it" attitude. His attitude toward debate with the opposition, "I won."

What was the American citizenry's response? The Tea Party movment. A movement that grew so large, so fast that it is scaring the ever loving shit out of pResident 0bama and his minions. Don't believe me? Believe their actions; accuse the Tea Partiers of astroturfing, exclude them from townhall meetings, arrest them, beat them and when that doesn't work, hold the meetings in secret. The protesters' response? Keep going back for more. You know, non-pussy like, the exact opposite of Canadians.

What about Canadians? We're pussies. The late, unlamented and never to be sufficiently cursed Pierre Fucking Eliot Fucking Trudeau took away capital punishment, replacing it with "life with no chance of parole for 25 years." About 7 picoseconds later some liberal numbnuts in a black robe turned that into, "life equals 25 years," so parole is after 8 1/3. So, in place of the noose, we have 8 years in the pokey. Even Paul fucking Bernardo will be getting parole hearings, starting in 2020 at the latest, and probably in 2010 under the "faint hope" clause. Excuse me, but what the fuck is he doing still partaking in the communal oxygen.

Our response? Even 20 years later, a huge majority of Canadians wanted a return of the noose. So were we out on the streets? Yeah, right. Were we electing a government that would accede to our wishes? Like the Mulroney "Conservatives," who held a "free vote" on it in 1987 (a vote in which all members were free to vote in accord with Mulroney's Catholic conscience). Are you fucking kidding me? We got; 15 years of "capital punishment is state sanctioned murder" propaganda (yes, so what, what is your fucking point) and a flood of immigrants from countries where the "justice system" is a fucking joke. So now the surveys see support for the noose floating between 48 and 52%, and we STILL have never had an honest debate on whether we should, as a nation, execute the scum of the earth.

Pick a hot button issue. Abortion, immigration, "same sex marriage." No matter how large the majority of Canadians on the "wrong" side of the issue, the govt does precisely as it pleases and the response is a few tut tuts, and a heated letter to the editor or two.

Fucking nation of subjects (the subject of an upcoming Why Canada Sucks).