Yes, Constable Adolph...

Okay, this is just fucking wrong. I'm driving home from work today, and the top story on the Toronto news station is the "unprecedented" door to door search for some missing girl. During the story, they have some goose-stepping fuck in uniform tell us that they'll be going door to door and that, yes, "We'll be asking to enter your homes, to see that there is no evidence related to her disappearance. If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about" (I quote from memory, but it's close).

Oh, no, herr Oberstleutnant? And if you see something you consider to be illegal, immoral, fattening or carcinogenic, what then? Are you simply going to ignore it? I'm thinking, NOT. Especially since, hey, you asked nicely, and you were granted entry, so there's no unwarranted search and seizure problem, eh?

And, Constable Adolph, let's take you at your word that you are "Asking" to enter the homes. What if some law abiding subject, for some crazy reason, imagines himself to be a free man and refuses? Are you going to tase him on the spot, or simply ship him off to Sobibor for "arbeit," to mach him frei?

What the FUCK has happened to this pisshole of a country? I know we fell behind fucking fascist Russia in the index of free nations last month, but, goddamn. The cops are demanding entry into our homes, with the fig leaf of "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear?" FUCK YOU. I HAVE nothing to hide (Christ, I'm so law abiding that after 25 years of driving, I have never even had a speeding ticket), and, no, you can't fucking come into my house. Keep your brown shirt wearing, goose stepping, jackbooted carcase out in the fucking cold unless you have some, what's the word I'm looking for, oh, yeah, EVIDENCE that there is a reason for you to enter my home. FUCK YOU officer Pol Pot.

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear?" How about this, Officer Stalin? What I have to fear is YOU. Think Guy Paul Morin, David Marshall or David Milgaard felt they had nothing to hide? I'll bet they did, and how many decades did they, cellectively spend behind bars? There's a lot of anal rape there for 3 innocent men with "nothing to hide." FUCK YOU Constable Mao.

What about that poor bastard you tazed to death at the Vancouver airport? Did he have nothing to fear? What about the anti-Indonesia protesters you pepper sprayed and beat? Did they have nothing to fear? FUCK YOU officer Lenin.

And where, Where, WHERE is the sense of outrage. Goddammit, we used to be a free nation, sort of. I skimmed the blogosphere, and no one is pissed of about this. Fuck, we have rights people, and the police searching our homes, because a girl is missing, for no other reason than they want to is a violation of them. Wake up, get mad, and please tell Constable Hirohito, politely (I beg of you, politely, tasing hurts) "I have nothing to hide, nothing to offer and no, you may not enter my home."

Welcome to the police state Canada. We've been that way for a while, this just makes it official.

Oh, well, at least we now have a national slogan, "Canada, it was nice while it lasted."