Monday, November 9, 2009

Misha, We Loves You

Ahh, when Emperor Misha gets going, it's truly a thing of beauty.

Go have a read, it's well worth the time.

Yes, Constable Adolph...

Okay, this is just fucking wrong. I'm driving home from work today, and the top story on the Toronto news station is the "unprecedented" door to door search for some missing girl. During the story, they have some goose-stepping fuck in uniform tell us that they'll be going door to door and that, yes, "We'll be asking to enter your homes, to see that there is no evidence related to her disappearance. If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about" (I quote from memory, but it's close).

Oh, no, herr Oberstleutnant? And if you see something you consider to be illegal, immoral, fattening or carcinogenic, what then? Are you simply going to ignore it? I'm thinking, NOT. Especially since, hey, you asked nicely, and you were granted entry, so there's no unwarranted search and seizure problem, eh?

And, Constable Adolph, let's take you at your word that you are "Asking" to enter the homes. What if some law abiding subject, for some crazy reason, imagines himself to be a free man and refuses? Are you going to tase him on the spot, or simply ship him off to Sobibor for "arbeit," to mach him frei?

What the FUCK has happened to this pisshole of a country? I know we fell behind fucking fascist Russia in the index of free nations last month, but, goddamn. The cops are demanding entry into our homes, with the fig leaf of "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear?" FUCK YOU. I HAVE nothing to hide (Christ, I'm so law abiding that after 25 years of driving, I have never even had a speeding ticket), and, no, you can't fucking come into my house. Keep your brown shirt wearing, goose stepping, jackbooted carcase out in the fucking cold unless you have some, what's the word I'm looking for, oh, yeah, EVIDENCE that there is a reason for you to enter my home. FUCK YOU officer Pol Pot.

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear?" How about this, Officer Stalin? What I have to fear is YOU. Think Guy Paul Morin, David Marshall or David Milgaard felt they had nothing to hide? I'll bet they did, and how many decades did they, cellectively spend behind bars? There's a lot of anal rape there for 3 innocent men with "nothing to hide." FUCK YOU Constable Mao.

What about that poor bastard you tazed to death at the Vancouver airport? Did he have nothing to fear? What about the anti-Indonesia protesters you pepper sprayed and beat? Did they have nothing to fear? FUCK YOU officer Lenin.

And where, Where, WHERE is the sense of outrage. Goddammit, we used to be a free nation, sort of. I skimmed the blogosphere, and no one is pissed of about this. Fuck, we have rights people, and the police searching our homes, because a girl is missing, for no other reason than they want to is a violation of them. Wake up, get mad, and please tell Constable Hirohito, politely (I beg of you, politely, tasing hurts) "I have nothing to hide, nothing to offer and no, you may not enter my home."

Welcome to the police state Canada. We've been that way for a while, this just makes it official.

Oh, well, at least we now have a national slogan, "Canada, it was nice while it lasted."

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Ignatieff, What a Putz

Now, I don't, generally, disagree too vehemently with Jay Currie. Hell, I wouldn't have put him in my blogroll if I thought he were an idiot, but I gotta take issue here.

Once upon a time Currie was, rightly, castigating the Harper "Conservatives" for their Liberal ways and opined that, since the "conservatives" were behaving like Liberals, if he had to take stuffy, pompous Harper, or his Liberal counterparts, he'd take the Ignatieff Liberals. At least, he reasoned, Ignatieff had style.

Yes, Mr. Currie, it turns out that Ignatieff does have style. I mean, gawky, pompous, whiny, deer-in-the-headlights, political naif is a style. I'm just thinking that it's really not what you meant when you suggested that he has style.

What prompted this little rant? This week's second reading of the bill to repeal the gun registry. Saw Mr. Ignatieff on the news whining about the evil conservatives politicizing the gun registry.

Guess what, moron, it was your incompetent, corrupt Cretinite predecessors who wrote the law in the first place. That would be the act that brought it into the political sphere, dare I say, politicizing it.

Get this through your thick, tourist head Mr. Ignatieff, between 1 and 2 BILLION dollars have been wasted getting farmers to register their gopher guns. Also, see if you can drive this through your thick skull, criminals break the law, it's the unique property that makes them criminals (use a pound sledge hammer if you think it will help). I'm thinking that maybe, just maybe, the street gangs and biker gangs who account for most of the gun crime (pre - you didn't register your squirrel rifle, off to jail with you farmer brown) aren't going to register their guns.

Oh, and, btw, the guns most frequently used in crime, handguns, already required registration. So, please, either (a) get a clue or (b) get off your whiny, pompous, faux outrage high horse. This country has serious problems, and we need a serious oppostition leader. And if you can't handle the job, Power Corps will give it to Bob Rae, and we REALLY don't need a Canada level rerun of the disaster that was his premiership.

Woo Hoo, Number 29

Well the stinking Leafs finally decided to win a winnable game. They managed to, barely, put down the slumping Hurricanes.

Of course, they spotted them a two goal lead, and didn't manage to seal the deal until 11:36 of the third, and they tried to piss it away with a penalty in the last minute, but, hey, they did post a win. In regulation. And now they OWN 29th spot.

Next up, the Stockholm Dirty Wings. Yeah, they'll lose this one, big.

God these guys suck. Not looking forward to my plate of crow come April.

Update:

5 - 1 over the Wings? Well done boys. Tied for 28th. Woo hoo. Another win and, if all breaks just right, youll be in a 3 way tie for 24th.

I repeat, inspite of their 2 game "winning streak," and, in spite of beating the Dirtroit Dirty Wings, God these guys suck.

McGuinty, the Gift That Keeps on Giving

Jeebus, I've known for years that this guy was (1) stupid, (2) slimy, (3) stupid, (4) corrupt, (5) stupid (6) an asshole and, most of all (7) stupid. Just look at the blank stare, and listen to the stuttering, stumbling, monotonous delivery of boilerplate talking points from any speech he gave back when the adults were in charge of the province.

Anyway, what I never thought he'd be is the non-idiotarian blogger's gift that keeps on giving. Of course, I never expected to be a blogger. Hell, blogging didn't even exist back when I had this unflushed turd's number. But, to give the devil his due, the dumb fuck simply can't open his slack jawed pie hole without giving me the inspiration for a post.

The latest McStinkyism to inspire me to put fingers to keyboard? Mr. McShitforbrains considers it to be absolutely imperative that we all get the Mexican flu vaccination. Even though it's not properly tested. Even though it's been rushed to market. Even though the doctors' stories change on a daily basis. Yup, it's essential that we get the fucking shot.

Well, now that McBonehead has weighed in, the decision is made. No shot for the fulminatin' one. If he wants me to get it that much, it's gotta be a bad thing. That particular blind squirrel has already found his nut for the decade.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those "vaccinations are the debbil" fruitcakes. Mrs. Fulminandrew has friends who express profound regret that they got their first child all the standard childhood vaccinations. Yes, it's a crying shame that the little nipper won't die of whooping cough, or be crippled by polio, or go sterile from late contracted mumps. Mrs. F was wondering if we should get the boy his vaccinations. As she stays home with the little devil, she makes most of the decisions regarding his upbringing. BUT. But the fulminatin' one put his size 11 down there, and the little booger got his shots.

Having established my not-a-distilled-water-in-place-of-actual-medicine takin' pinhead, I gotta say, I had serious reservations about the Mexican flu shot. As noted above, too rushed, untested, changing stories, not to mention single source. So, I must now do something I thought I'd never, ever do. I must give sincere thanks to Dalton "dumber than dishwater" McGuinty for sealing the deal. Now I know the Mexican flu shot is worse than useless, and won't bother to get it.

Thanks, Dalton. You moron.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Heavy Metal Monday, McGuinty is a Pinhead Edition

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, calling this the "McGuinty is a Pinhead Edition" of Heavy Metal Monday really doesn't narrow down the possible topics a whole helluva lot, does it?

Let's narrow it down. The two greatest spending priorities of the provincial governments are (1) health care and (2) education. In Ontario they eat up about 3/4 of the provincial budget (1/2 for health and 1/4 for education), and the functional retard we have "running" the show in Queen's Park is fucking up both of them at this very minute.

How? I'd say. "Let me count the ways," but I have two specific examples in mind. Universal, all day babysitting for 4 and 5 year olds. Oops, I mean kindergarten. And the hatchet job the fucker is doing on the folks in Cambridge.

I gave props to Premier Ferret Face for figuring out that all boys education is an idea whose time has come. Now it's back to the brickbat.

Universal, all day kindergarten for 4 and 5 year olds, Dalton? To the (official) tune of 1.5 billion dollars per year. When, you cock smoking prick, your govt is running a 25 billion dollar deficit?

Some questions, you weasel faced street pizza: Do you really think I'm stupid enough to believe any govt's spending projections, much less a socialist piece of crap govt? Or do you just figure you need the anencephalic vote?

Do you really believe there is any educational and economic benefit to it? Or are you disturbed that you didn't get re-elected with 99% of the vote, so you need to start the statist indoctrination at 4. Hell, numbnuts, some dipshit in Washington DC wants to start kindergarten at 3. Get 'em before they're out of diapers, maybe then you can program all independant thought out of their heads.

Why are you such a lying crapweasel? This has nothing, specifically, to do with the topic to hand, I just want to know.

Considering you're about to pile probably 3 billion a year onto a budget already 25 billion in the red, just where is the money going to come from? You think that HST tax hike is going to increase revenue? Really? No increased underground economy, no driving business under or out of province? You're really gonna get all that lovely money, are you? Shithead.

I know, you can get the money by cutting health care. You can start by screwing over those impertinent bastards in Cambridge, who absolutely refuse to be good little germans and elect a Liberal.

For my reader, if you don't get the reference, I heard on the news today that the toad the province has parachuted in to shut down the Cambridge hospital...oops, I mean, balance the hospital budget, is planning on cutting 5 million from the budget. Brilliant plan. The fucking hospital is 28% underfunded. Let's see if we can't get that underfunding above the magical 1/3. Maybe then there'll be an outbreak of e difficile, or flesh eating bacteria, or the bubonic plague, and a bunch of people will die, and you can finally close the place down. That'll teach the stupid, PC voting peasants not to pay proper homage to His Royal Scungiliciousness, Dalton fucking McGuinty.

Sayyyyy, actual, real cuts to health care. The ones I showed in my last post to never have occurred in the Mike Harris years. Brought to you by the party of "protecting health care and Canadian Values," the lying, scum sucking, Liberal Piece of Shit party.

I truly hope you die a lingering and painful death, you vomitous cretin.

What in the hell am I going to choose for a song to go with this? These two latest ilLiberal moves are nuts, but I did Crazy Train last week.

Lets go back to good ol' rock and roll, heavy metal ancestors AC DC to describe where McShithead is taking us.



And for real heavy metal...gonna go to Opeth, and Ghost of Perdition, also in honour of where the spineless crapweasel is taking us. God DAMN, I hate that prick.